October 2, 2009
Ten Ways To Kill A Vampire Video
There are many myths about how you can kill a vampire, some old, some new and some that are quite frankly disgusting. This vampire video is a comic look at some of the most popular solutions for fighting vampires. Great ideas for role play in a vampire club although you might want to refrain from using them in the real world as some of them are a little violent!
Have a stock of the following ´weapons´ so that you can guarantee your success:
The old favorite – garlic
The garlic remedy has a plausible explanation in that vampires have a greatly heightened sense of smell, and as we all know how pungent it is, by wearing lots of it, they won´t want to come any where near you.
A supply of rice grains or seeds
What they do like apparently is to count. Apparently vampires would feel compelled to count every single grain of rice or seeds if you were to throw these on the ground according to eastern and Chinese mythology. If you throw enough on the floor, you might just have time to make your escape.
Loads of holy water
We are talking gallons of the stuff – don´t believe what you see on the movies where they splash a few drops of it on the vampire, you need to get them really soaked. Not always easy to carry around.
A wooden stake
Used to drive a stake right through the vampires heart although you can´t just use any old stick you find, you will need to make sure it is made from ash, oak or cedar.
A long nail
Those from Macedonia use a nail instead of wooden stake which might be easier to find than a wooden stake.
An axe
Just in case the stake or the nail doesn´t do the job, you might want to chop off the vampires head, just to make sure.
Vinegar
If you happen to be in Crete when you are vampire hunting, you will also need to boil the head in vinegar.
Matches
Those not living in Macedonia could try making a fire and burning the head and body until they turn to ash then throw the ashes into some water.
Now you want to make sure you are fighting a real vampire and not just someone who is role playing so it is advisable to do a vampire test first and determine if you are facing a real vampire male of vampire woman. Or have the vampire show you some credentials like his favorite vampire photo as there are a lot of vampire lifestylers these days and you want to make sure you are getting the real thing, not just an honorary member of the vampire club!